My God WWE sucks right now-- Thoughts on Raw, Shawn Michaels, Tammy Sytch, Freda Wright Sorce
Well, its been awhile since I last updated the site because I have been busy with work. Frankly, the product has been so bad lately that I haven't felt compelled to write anything at all. But last night's Raw was so horribly awful that I had to give my two cents.
The one positive thing about this week was that Shawn Michaels didn't take any cheap shots at Hulk Hogan. Ever since he did the job at Summerslam, HBK has taken ever opportunity to attempt to bury the biggest legend in the history of the industry. Face it Shawn, you are the last one to comment about someone's use of backstage politics. Have another drink, Mr. Higgenbottom, and don't forget that it was Hogan who has TWICE brought wrestling to new heights (in the mid 80's and in the late 90's) and because of his drawing power, you were able to put food on your table. You fucking pussy ass Michael Bolton look alike, its not like you had to job to Rob Conway. You are a cancer to the business, with your childish antics of comedicly overselling Hogan's offense at Summerslam and bitching about losing the next two weeks on Raw. You have never been the number one guy while business is good. You have carried the torch during wrestling's darkest times. Bottom line, you alcoholic piece of trash, is that you have never come close to equaling Hogan's contribution to the business. You are right about one thing, you are the Showstopper. I stop watching the show every time you are on it.
Well, now that that is out of the way, lets look at last night's Raw.
WWE provided another huge letdown this week in revealing that it was Carlito who attacked Ric Flair last week. They missed a huge opportunity here, as this was an angle that could have played out for a couple of more weeks, with the payoff being at Unforgiven or later. Possible attackers could have been HHH, Michaels, Hogan, Hart, just to name a few. Hell, I would have even been more excited to find out it was David Flair than to find out it was Carlito. Way to drop the ball.
I have read alot of critism of Ashley's match with Torrie on the internet. Boy, was she awful. But what can you really expect from someone so green? I think there should be more critism of Murdoch. Talk about going through the motions. He looked completely devoid of any sort of emotion in the ring. How does a male WWE-level talent fuck up an irish whip?
Other than that, everything else was just plain boring. Who cares about Rob Conway? Viscera and Val Venis as a tag team might work on SNH, but keep that crap off of Monday night. Big Show vs. Snitsky has the potential to be match of the year in bizarro world. WWE is sinking to "Invasion-era" lows in writing the Hardy-Edge angle. How can you screw up that badly? I actually spent last night flipping channels during Raw, something that I had been able to avoid over the last couple of months. I hope that WWE just treated this as a throw-away show since it was a holiday, but I have the sneaking suspicion that the creative team is just so bad that this is the quality we can expect for the long haul. I also have a sneaking suspicion that Jonathan Coachman is the one stealing my pastrami sandwich out of the break room. Luckily for wrestling fans, relief is in sight. TNA! TNA! TNA!
In closing, I just want to say that Ken Kennedy is the most awesome character we have seen in a while, Tammy Sytch is still fat and hooked on Bret Hart's wang, and I'm thankful that the Don and Mike show is back to normal.
The one positive thing about this week was that Shawn Michaels didn't take any cheap shots at Hulk Hogan. Ever since he did the job at Summerslam, HBK has taken ever opportunity to attempt to bury the biggest legend in the history of the industry. Face it Shawn, you are the last one to comment about someone's use of backstage politics. Have another drink, Mr. Higgenbottom, and don't forget that it was Hogan who has TWICE brought wrestling to new heights (in the mid 80's and in the late 90's) and because of his drawing power, you were able to put food on your table. You fucking pussy ass Michael Bolton look alike, its not like you had to job to Rob Conway. You are a cancer to the business, with your childish antics of comedicly overselling Hogan's offense at Summerslam and bitching about losing the next two weeks on Raw. You have never been the number one guy while business is good. You have carried the torch during wrestling's darkest times. Bottom line, you alcoholic piece of trash, is that you have never come close to equaling Hogan's contribution to the business. You are right about one thing, you are the Showstopper. I stop watching the show every time you are on it.
Well, now that that is out of the way, lets look at last night's Raw.
WWE provided another huge letdown this week in revealing that it was Carlito who attacked Ric Flair last week. They missed a huge opportunity here, as this was an angle that could have played out for a couple of more weeks, with the payoff being at Unforgiven or later. Possible attackers could have been HHH, Michaels, Hogan, Hart, just to name a few. Hell, I would have even been more excited to find out it was David Flair than to find out it was Carlito. Way to drop the ball.
I have read alot of critism of Ashley's match with Torrie on the internet. Boy, was she awful. But what can you really expect from someone so green? I think there should be more critism of Murdoch. Talk about going through the motions. He looked completely devoid of any sort of emotion in the ring. How does a male WWE-level talent fuck up an irish whip?
Other than that, everything else was just plain boring. Who cares about Rob Conway? Viscera and Val Venis as a tag team might work on SNH, but keep that crap off of Monday night. Big Show vs. Snitsky has the potential to be match of the year in bizarro world. WWE is sinking to "Invasion-era" lows in writing the Hardy-Edge angle. How can you screw up that badly? I actually spent last night flipping channels during Raw, something that I had been able to avoid over the last couple of months. I hope that WWE just treated this as a throw-away show since it was a holiday, but I have the sneaking suspicion that the creative team is just so bad that this is the quality we can expect for the long haul. I also have a sneaking suspicion that Jonathan Coachman is the one stealing my pastrami sandwich out of the break room. Luckily for wrestling fans, relief is in sight. TNA! TNA! TNA!
In closing, I just want to say that Ken Kennedy is the most awesome character we have seen in a while, Tammy Sytch is still fat and hooked on Bret Hart's wang, and I'm thankful that the Don and Mike show is back to normal.
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