WWE Roster Cuts Commentary

WWE Roster Cuts Gone Wild

So the WWE has done some big time cutbacks to help turn around the companies financial woes. All of this coming as they work to re-sign Brock Loser to a big money contract. At this time, over a dozen superstars have been released, including the Dudley Boys and Billy Kidman. Here are my comments on some of the fired wrestler:

Dudley Boys- They weren't cut due to lack of talent, but because WWE's "creative" team couldn't come up with any storylines for them. They'll be back soon.
Joy Giovanni- I've seen hotter.
Kenzo Suzuki- Who?
Matt Morgan- With the right push, he had the physique to be a main event jobber
Charlie Haas- No personality. Who cares?
Jackie Gayda- Horse-faced
Marty Jannetty-This is disapointing to people who like men sexually
Maven- I'm upset about this one
Billy Kidman- How will Hogan get his win back now?
Spike Dudley-Most likely to show up in NWA-TNA